A How To Guide For Shopping While Elevated
Hey Honey! Join us to explore the hilariously high art of enjoying shopping while elevated, turning your trip into an epic adventure, all while keeping it safe and a little bit silly!
Step 1: Prepare for Liftoff!
Before launching into your shopping adventure, embrace your elevated state of mind. Whether you've indulged in High Honey's THC-infused honey sticks or any other "spacey" method, remember that shopping while high can be a blast!
Step 2: Pre-Shopping Brain Dump
Jot down what you need to buy, or better yet, doodle it if that's your style. It's like creating a treasure map for yourself, and we all know pirates (and stoners) adore treasure hunts!
Step 3: Dress with a Twist
Comfort is key, but why not sprinkle a touch of whimsy into your outfit? That old pirate hat or those funky sunglasses could be the perfect shopping attire. You'll blend right in with the zany world of shoppers!
Step 4: Choose Quiet Hours
Select a time when stores are less crowded – your secret mission window. Fewer people means fewer witnesses to your hilarious antics as you search for treasures.
Step 5: Partner Up for Laughs
Shopping is more fun with a partner in crime, or in this case, a partner in "high" jinks! Bring along a friend equally ready to giggle at the absurdity of it all. Sharing your funny discoveries makes the adventure even more entertaining.
Step 6: Stay Hydrated and Snack Smart
Keep water handy to soothe that cottonmouth. And why not pack some comically healthy snacks? After all, you're embarking on an epic quest. Munch on cosmic carrots or laugh-out-loud almonds!
Step 7: Embrace the Bizarre
Take a moment to admire the weird and wonderful world around you. Marvel at quirky store displays, strange mannequins, and hilarious product packaging. It's like attending a comedy show with no cover charge!
Step 8: Shopping in Slow-Mo
Slow down, my friend. You're on a hilarious expedition, not in a race. Try on the silliest clothes, test the oddest gadgets, and savor the absurdity. You might just stumble upon unintentional hilarity.
Step 9: Consider the Before-You-Buy Buzz
Before you get too carried away investing in an inflatable dinosaur costume, pause for a moment. Is it a purchase that will genuinely enhance your life, or will it simply provide a brief burst of amusement? Responsible shopping is all about enjoying a good laugh without putting a dent in your wallet.
Step 10: The Crucial Designated Driver
Safety first, party people! If you need to travel to the store, ensure you have a sober designated driver. You wouldn't want to turn your shopping adventure into a roadside sitcom!
Step 11: Sweetly Wrap It Up
As you conclude your shopping spree, treat yourself to something sweet. Whether it's a decadent dessert, a quirky snack, or a classic candy bar, indulging in something delightful will keep the laughter going long after the checkout counter.
Shopping while elevated can be uproariously unforgettable when done safely and playfully. So, embark on your shopping adventure, embrace the elevated state, prioritize safety, and let your journey be filled with laughter!
Photo by Craig Adderley
